Good Propper Advice

It all happened on a train back from Plymouth. It was one of those times when there are not enough seats, but you don't really want to sit next to the person in the only free seat.

Well, I sat down, hoping that I could move to a better seat, with the rest of the people I was travelling with. Anyways, I didn't know who she was, (and still don't), and we were sitting in that awkward way you do on trains. The person behind us was chatting really loudly to the person next to him, practiclly reciting his life story. Well, we began to make comments at this and, I don't know how conversations start, but we began talking.

I learned a number of things of this person, I think from her personal experiance:

• Never ride your bike through a red light at 3 in the morning, drunk. Especially in London.
• Don't get caught drink driving in Cornwall.
• Don't get nicked.

Well, I'm not sure when they'll come in handy, but I plan to remember them. I think it's pretty good advice really, not the usual rubbish people say, but actual real-life advice.

Anyway, I'm rambling a bit now (though I have been for most of this page), so I will bring things to a close. So, if you see a person, with weird blond hair, curly ear rings, who is probubly weilding a Strongbow, tell her I said 'Hi'