The Interchaingeable Religion

I was doing something... probubly eating food, when I pondered up this rather ponderous ponder. (No it's not about alliteration, but it should be.)

There are these census-things, and forms and this that and the belated other. Now, on all of these forms, (unless I'm wrong), there is a space for your 'religion'. Now, for most people to would be fine, but what if you don't have one religion, but more than one? Like two, which happens to be greater than one. Isn't it an insteresting point? So, because I had no reason to complain, as I didn't have two religions, I made another one. To make my brand-spanking-new religion open, and to get lots of religees (I did just make that word up), it had to be nothing to much to streach the imagination to. So, after no thought what so ever, I came up with this:

Monkeys are like monkeys.

Now, thats acceptable. So, if you belive that monkeys are monkey like, then it is your duty to join my religion. Don't worry, it doesn't involve any monkey-worshiping, or crazy suicide bombing, and you can still keep your old god and everything. So, it's perfect! Although it does lack the traditional elements like a god, an afterlife (or lack of one), a load of preistly-people, saints, prophets, special days, or, infact, anything to belive.

I hereby declare myself the arch-pope of Monkeyation. (AKA. the highest point of power). However, I have no religees, so believe! Send an email to IBelive@-sheepstudios.co.uk to become a member (remember to remove the spam-stopping dash). Then, got others involved. Get them to email as well, and soon census forms will have to change! Mwa ha ha ha!

Just a few points you need to understand before you belive:

• There will be no changing our bible. (Monkeys are like monkeys)
• No killing yourself or blowing up for monkeys. It's just not right.
• No nasty stuff.
• Do not leave explosive things under explosive things
• No combusting for no apparent reason.
• It is your duty to pass on the message.

Thank you for your belif. As this religion doesn't have any kind of afterlife, then you won't be saved or anything, so, uh, the monkeys love you.