What to do to those people on the other end of the phone line

It has always humored me, thinking of witty and funny responces to telephone sales people. There is just so many different ideas.

If you try any of these, email me back the results. It might be funny.

• Tell the sales person that you will buy their product if they can get the whole call centre to sing "I wana Rock and Roll all Night" by Kiss.
• Recite some poetry.
• Pretend to be Elvis.
• Get them to stand up and do the hokey cokey.
• Play word assosiations.
• Ask them out on a date.
• Try and convince them that their job is bringing anger and sadness to poor helpless people, and see if they quit their job.
• Try to convert them to Monkeyation.
• Pretend you have a speaking disorder and repeat what you say twenty times.
• Pretend you have a listening disorder and get them to repeat what ever they say.
• Claim you have fallen down a hole and broken your leg.
• Say that you are their long lost uncle/aunt.
• Acidently mistake them for your girlfreind/boyfreind/wife/husband, and talk dirty to them.
• Say they are on a call in radio show.
• Try and sell them something else.
• Try and sell them their own product.
• Get the manager and try to sell a telimarketing company.
• Speak in a forren language.
• Be an agony aunt.
• Test your air horn down the telephone.
• Sing down the phone. Out of tune.
• Read them something you have writen and ask their opinion.
• Don't say anything and see how long they stay on the line.
• Pretend to be attacked by a werewolf while talking to them.
• Tell them jokes.
• Tell them jokes about sales people.
• Keep forgetting their gender and calling them 'Sir' when they are female.
• See what they say when you claim you are their wife/husband.
• Try hypnosis.
• Say they need to go on a diet.
• Play twenty questions.
• Talk about pets.
• Tell them to check on their car, because you have stolen it.
• Pretend to have an epeleptic fit.
• Have an epeleptic fit.
• Say that they are on a chat line which will cost them 1 a minute.
• Ask them if they are on the telephone preferance service.
• Have a political debate.
• Have a religious debate.
• Have a debate on morality.
• Promote shaving cream.
• Make out that you think the line has been tapped.
• Speak of goverment conspiricy theorys.
• Ask if he knows what a fusialige converter is, because you have to buy one.
• See what their Punch and Judy voices are like.
• Ask them to ring again, because you want to use your portable phone.
• Get two calls going at once, and get them to talk to each other.
• Shout "My Sharona" every eight syllables.
• Say in a shaky that it's really not a good time, and then hold the phone away and sob: "No! Please put the knife down! Just please put the knife down!", then scream loudly and let the phone drop. — Naomi
• Pretend to be pizza hut adn ask to take their order, the halfway though go silent and switch to anoth fast food resturant.— Naomi
• Speak in random phrases of loads of languages, then when they speak slowly, say "Thank you, your order will arive in 8 to 10 days, have a nice day." Then hang up.— Naomi